i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
Sherlock and John as different professions. John is a radio newscaster in a small desert town and Sherlock is a scientist who is there to study the odd anomalies occuring. Sorry if I am late to the party.
SHERLOCK/NIGHT VALE CROSSOVER
DOES THIS MEAN MORIARTY IS STEVE CARLSBERG?!
ok you guys but my whole family is over for passover and my aunt and uncle were talking about how much they like sherlock and benedict cumberbatch and i was like ‘okay allison tread carefully don’t be too much of a fangirl’ and i casually start talking about it and eventually i say “you know what…
And we all know what happens next. ;)
Kid!lock sitting his whole family down at the table for a “very serious talk” and when they’re all sitting around at the table kid!lock sighs heavily and solemnly says that he has a crush on the new boy at his school named John and explaining how they got married durning recess so he “won’t need to stay at home anymore ‘cause me and John are gonna live in a treehouse together” and then he proudly shows his parents his Cracker Jack ring that John gave him
I MEAN LOOK AT THE WAY HE FUCKING LOOKS AT HIM
AND TELL ME THAT’S NOT LOVE
platonic staring my ass
favorite thing ever